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My name is Mick. 21. Graduate student in Florida. Fraternity man. Gaming nerd. I love my life and everyone in it. My dog is my best friend. It may not always be perfect, but who ever said that life was? This is just a little glimpse into my world.
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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

everythingthelastofus:

letsgetonwithit:

it’s crazy to think that if the last of us never happened i wouldn’t have met some of my best friends 
i don’t even want to think about what my life would be like without them omg i love you guys so muchimage

You are awesome and I love you 5ever. 

connorsclevercorner:

My mom
calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.


IM FUCKGIN CRYING
bitchesaloud:
joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
did-you-kno:

PoopSenders.com is a company that is hired to send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poop to a person’s friend or enemy anonymously.
Source
pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”